"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/25/2016 at 09:00 • Filed to: Douche mobile
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"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
04/25/2016 at 09:00 • Filed to: Douche mobile | 1
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I happened upon this ... Car ... In a very affluent neighborhood.
Dildo shifter?
If you zoom in close enough, there is actually a “NO FAT CHICKS” sticker on the side window.
Ash78, voting early and often
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:02 |
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That's not the answer to anything, except maybe "Remember that time our neighbors broke 12 HOA covenants at the same time?"
WRXasaurus
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:08 |
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That is an unholy abomination of a vehicle. I understand some people like that look but I think it looks unapologetically like trash. From the stupid muffler, to the missing fender, its all just bad...
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:09 |
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Pic #3 needs fender braces.
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shop-teacher
> Ash78, voting early and often
04/25/2016 at 09:17 |
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It was in interesting neighborhood that I found this in. It was just this one block long street that had a court at the end (where this Miata-like-substance was parked. Two other neighbors had their garage doors open, one of them had an Evo that was being worked on, and another had a Subaru SVX of all things in it.
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shop-teacher
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/25/2016 at 09:18 |
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I’m gonna have to disagree with you, the only solution for this abomination is the crusher.
TylerJ
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:23 |
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I was going to defend them in that maybe a fender was damaged. Then I noticed that both front fenders were missing and only one side on the rear has a flare.
The exhaust tip is dumb though.
jimz
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:24 |
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ah yes, one of those perpetual project cars.
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shop-teacher
> TylerJ
04/25/2016 at 09:25 |
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Yeah, somebody did this on purpose. They should be shamed.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:26 |
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Oh, I wasn’t suggesting fender braces that had a purpose. I was just saying if we’re going to have to see the fender liner there might as well be something to look at.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:30 |
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“race ready”
SonorousSpeedJoe
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:33 |
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The body needs work, but I don’t mind the shakotan exhaust.
Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
> SonorousSpeedJoe
04/25/2016 at 09:39 |
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I hate those style exhausts with a passion.
RazoE
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 09:43 |
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He has affluenza. He was so rich growing up, no one ever told him what he’s doing is wrong.
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 10:00 |
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Its new jersey twin parks in the block from my house. Its in a normal neighborhood like yours. It has a sticker bombed soft top with poor choice of stickers.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 10:04 |
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It doesn’t matter that it’s an affluent area. They spent a lot of money to make it look like they have none and don’t give a shit.
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shop-teacher
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/25/2016 at 10:09 |
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Ha! Nice.
uofime-2
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 10:17 |
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It actually looks like they’re doing some good bodywork blending those fender flairs. If they can keep up the momentum for the other 3 corners and pay for some decent paintwork (the can afford it, no?) it might turn out as a pretty unique car.
It’s not my style, but I love to see this kind of custom work, its waaaay better than riveting (dry wall screws...) on “rocket bunny” flairs.
sonicgabe
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 10:32 |
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Should read:
Be Patient, My Other Car Is A Short Bus
Mercedes Streeter
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 11:00 |
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Ah, a perfect example of the car equivalent of a bro-truck. I bet the “No Fat Chicks” sticker and the dildo shifter makes him very popular among those they wish to date.
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shop-teacher
> uofime-2
04/25/2016 at 11:11 |
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If I had a close up shot you would see that’s not the case. The “welds” look like giant blobs of fried hell.
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shop-teacher
> Mercedes Streeter
04/25/2016 at 11:14 |
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The bro-truck comparison was the first thing that came to my mind as well. He’s obviously a “classy” dude *eye-roll*
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uofime-2
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 11:18 |
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That’s what it’d look like if I tried to mig weld sheet metal, that’s also probably why most just use drywall screws...
How’d the side with finished bondo work look?
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shop-teacher
> uofime-2
04/25/2016 at 11:40 |
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Oh me too, that is not a skill which I possess. A man’s got to know his limitations.
Everything about this car looked completely awful. The poor thing should be crushed and put out of it’s misery, it doesn’t deserve to suffer like that.
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uofime-2
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 11:50 |
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everybody’s gotta start somewhere. You can bet its kids, so a lot of learning limitations is happening (it looked so easy on TV/internet)
Frank Grimes
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 15:26 |
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My guess is like 10% of bros who buy miatas and do this are actually fans of miatas but rest are just brainless trendy dorks.
jkm7680
> shop-teacher
04/25/2016 at 16:01 |
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What a piece of shit.
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> shop-teacher
04/26/2016 at 13:49 |
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....I like it. As long as it was beat up, and rusty when they got it, which it most likely was. If was a bit younger, stupider, and single..er I’d do something like that.
Frosted
> shop-teacher
04/28/2016 at 09:35 |
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I am a fan of that exhaust. A big fan.
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> Frosted
04/28/2016 at 09:59 |
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This does not surprise me in the least :)